lying in a hotel room, i am watching a marathon of what not to wear. a real luxury because even though we have stepped out of the dark ages and got cable, this particular show is on a channel i don't get with the basic package.
i'm guessing that since i never get to see the show (except for when i'm marooned on a feather bed island), i might have missed a few hints and tips...like...
"no mini-skirts after 35."
excuse me, ahem, i have a little closet-cleaning to do.