the wallaces are big fans of making up or combining words that fit a unique situation.
one of my favorite word conglomerations is "nunce."
nunce (nuns) adv. 1. never. 2. not even once.
"when asked how many times she had gone scuba diving, heidi replied, 'nunce.'"
through everyday use we could get this word into webster's or, at the very least, wikipedia.